Nowak to Philly update!

Did you here the news? CLICK HERE! I guess Nowak settled on a new gig in Philly already, and it's in a new profession!

Only in Jersey...

iPhone addict

Are you addicted? Honestly I am. It's like crack.

This has gotta hurt...

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With open arms...

There is a whole lot of jibber jabber surrounding Manny, as usual this time of year, and the Phils are apparently in the mix this time. I know he is a mental disaster, but he is one of the best right handed hitter even, so I say bring it! I would keep Pat the Bat too and plop him in right field. I have no problem giving up some defense in right for that bat in this lineup! If we can't get a stud pitcher, why not reunite Charlie with Manny for a run this year?

F*ck Dittmar

Many of you know my cousin Dittmar, and if not, you soon will. There is a link over to the right to a new blog dedicated to that redheaded assbag who is skipping out on a family vacation...

F*CK DITTMAR!!!!!!